I’ve been trying to get myself to write this for quite some time…I think what is really holding me back is I that I wish the text in our news section would scroll across the screen like the CNN news crawl…so it like, you know, seemed more pertinent and stuff. I’ve been told by the rest of the band that the technology is patented, when what I think they really want to say is that they think I’m an idiot. But I’m not an idiot…I have vision. So I’ve come up with a middle ground that I think will make me feel better about this whole venture…It’s going to take some crowd participation, but you’ll find these next few sentences thrilling if you just lose your inhibition. Dance like no one’s watching…that’s what they say, right? What I need you to do dear reader is get up from your chair and stand at the left edge your desk, then focus your line of sight on the first numbered item. OK, good. Now as you read, don’t move your eyes…move your legs and walk to the right edge of your desk . Repeat per news item. Thank you so much… you have no idea how much this means to me.

1. Dust Jacket will be touring a little bit this summer, watch here or myspace for details.
2. Dust Jacket is planning recording full length later this summer.
3. Terrorists want your credit rating.
4. In business news, we are selling our EP “Our Tapestries are Thrift Store Quilts” on the merch page.

conan